Saturday is about one thing for Texas fans: watching their team beat the owners of the world's dumbest and tiniest wagon, the Oklahoma Sooners. Anything else that happens on Saturday in college football is irrelevant -- all that matters is what occurs inside the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. Still, we have to Quad. And if Texas can win on Saturday afternoon, the evening just might be the ultimate icing on the cake -- or mustard on the corny dog. Here we go.
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As always, we're giving you the perfect guide to watch four games at once. The rules stay the same: no Longhorn overlap, four games in the same window, and one timeframe where you fire up the Quad.
But guess what? You're going to need an extra device Saturday night -- because we've got a five-game Saturday on our hands for the first time.
Notes: I'm interested to see if Mike Elko's Aggies also treat DJ Lagway like he's wearing a red "no contact" jersey. It still hurts. But last time A&M played a competent offense -- in Notre Dame -- the game went down to the wire. Both UTSA and Notre Dame have run on the Aggies this season. Will Jaden Baugh be able to do the same? The Auburn line against Kirby Smart and Georgia is fishy to me, but not to Bulldog fans. I have plenty of UGA friends who are convinced God is a fan of the War Eagle. The rest of the games are worth keeping an eye on, just in case fireworks ensue. As for me and Jalon Daniels? Insert Brokeback Mountain "I Can't Quit You".gif.